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>The Zombie Goat

{Kira}{18yo}{Taken 6-2-12}{Gurren Lagann}{HairDyeing}{TheColorRed}{LawnMowing}{Kpop}{Drawing}{Cosplaying}{Borderlands}{Steak}{Plushies}{Internet} Welcome to my blog. I don't bite. c:
Aug 27 '14

unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

Aug 27 '14
Aug 27 '14

vanishing-tardis:

This is an amazing book

Aug 27 '14
googlebus:

australiansanta:

erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post

HARRY

my legacy

googlebus:

australiansanta:

erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post

HARRY

my legacy
Aug 27 '14

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen)

Aug 27 '14
The Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Band

themrcreepypasta:

A bit of a sample of what could be heard during the Day at “Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza”

The Voice of Freddy is myself

The Voice of Bonnie is creepypastajr

The Voice of Chica is trinathewolf

…….

Aug 27 '14
Aug 26 '14

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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Aug 26 '14

thagal:

ummatii:

An honest friendship is one in which even after weeks of not speaking, things are still the same whenever you choose to speak. I don’t see the obsession with talking to people every single day online or over text just to call yourselves friends. If you don’t talk to me for a while, I’m not going to assume you don’t want to be friends.

!!!!!!

Aug 26 '14

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth